Normally, we don’t pay that much attention to Taylor Momsen‘s attitude — despite her distaste for clothing that covers the lower half of her body, we can relate: we were all 17 once. But Momsen looked so downright miserable at last night’s launch of Macy’s Material Girl line that it actually gave us pause.
Thing is, she should have been happy as a clam — or at least she should have tried to look that way. Honestly, if you had been hand-selected by Madonna to be the face of her new clothing line, wouldn’t you be grinning from ear to ear standing next to her? Color us bewildered.
Because there’s no effective way to get inside her head, we have a few theories as to what might have caused her discomfort:
1) She’s staring down the barrel of her own irrelevance and doesn’t like what she sees.
2) That thing that Tim Gunn said about her on the set of Gossip Girl is really getting to her.
3) She’s super hungry.
4) Her legs are hot because she’s used to not having anything on them.
this is some kind of spaceship or something.
[Via Just Jared]