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We’ve given Brad Pitt a lot of flak lately — for the bedraggled hair; for the rambling Chanel ads; for the unkempt wardrobe and the man Spanx it allegedly conceals — but we have to say he’s looking pretty good on the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair.
We never would have expected Brad Pitt to be the butt of so many jokes, but since his much-satired Chanel No. 5 ads came out, it seems he has become a prime target. The latest barb, courtesy of Star magazine, is directed at his reportedly widening midsection and penchant for the Spanx men’s range.
Brad and Angelina’s Miraval Rosé wine is “exuberant” and “energetic.” And, we’re willing to bet, pretty expensive now, since it sold out in five hours.
Move over, Kimye. The world’s other biggest power couple may have some major news — although they probably won’t be sharing it on stage in Atlantic City anytime soon.
Rest assured you’re not alone in your confusion over what Brad Pitt means when he intones, “It’s not a journey, every journey ends and we go on” in those Chanel No. 5 commercials.
Brad Pitt may have told reporters just this week that he was “blissfully protected” from the numerous parodies of his Chanel No. 5 campaign while off on his travels. But now that he’s back in the good old U. S. of A., we can’t help but wonder if things have changed. They certainly have if he turned on Conan last night, since the comedian offered yet another in a slew of videos spoofing the dramatic, yet totally nonsensical script.
Brad Pitt‘s Chanel No. 5 campaign has been the butt of many jokes since it dropped last month, perplexing audiences with its rambling script and disheveled leading man, but as it turns out, the actor himself hasn’t seen any of the parodies.
Conan‘s done it (twice), Leif Garrett‘s done it, we’ve done it, hey — maybe you’ve even done it. Now the Saturday Night Live team has joined in the fun of spoofing Brad Pitt‘s now-infamous Chanel No. 5 campaign.
Are you ready for this jelly?
Brad Pitt‘s first ad for Chanel No. 5, which pretty much amounted to a black-and-white clip of the slightly unkempt-looking leading man reciting a poem to the fragrance, has garnered its fair share of ridicule since it was released on Monday, not least because the actor was reportedly paid $7 million for the spot. Mercifully, however, that was only the first of the ads.
It seems we are not alone in finding Brad Pitt‘s big money Chanel No. 5 commercial a little comical. Conan O’Brien poked fun at the black-and-white, Joe Wright-directed spot on his late night show yesterday, rechristening the fragrance “Brad Pitt’s Nonsensical Ramblings by Chanel.”
Not all at once, thankfully.
Brad Pitt is the first dude to ever front a Chanel No. 5 ad campaign, and as such, both he and the brand are clearly trying to make a big statement. So far, though, he’s just made us giggle.
Get ready, folks: your TV screens and magazines are about to get a whole lot handsomer. That’s right — those Chanel No. 5 ads that Brad Pitt was shooting back in May are set to be unveiled by mid-October.
Yes, Brad Pitt is the new face of Chanel No. 5.
In case you were wondering how long it’d take for someone to knock off Angelina Jolie‘s engagement ring, the answer is: less than a week.
Last week, it seemed like the entire world was abuzz with news of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt‘s engagement. Want to know more about the ring? Of course you do.
No closet space? No problem.
Survey says: YES.