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Good news for the hundreds of thousands of Americans who got breast implants last year: your false boobs can double as body armor!
In a story that makes Botox Mom look like Clair Huxtable, a British mother gave her daughter a £6,000 voucher for breast augmentation surgery as a birthday present. Which would make us cringe even if the girl hadn’t just turned 7 years old.
So it turns out that having a lot of elective surgery and cosmetic procedures done isn’t just limited to the Real Housewives. According to a fresh set of numbers from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, the number of breast implants (and buckets of Botox) we’ve been shelling out for has increased over the past ten years.
Not that we have anything against elective surgery or whatever, but The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have had a lot of it. And we’re not just saying that because they’re wealthy and kind of pretty and live in the world capital of tummy tucks and butt lifts — we’re just reporting what a few of them said on Judith Regan‘s Sirius XM radio show last week.
Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, currently holds the world record for her breast-size — a mind-blowing 38MMM. 29-year-old Hershey has had 32 breast augmentations — a total of 7,000 ccs currently dwell in her chest — in her quest for “perfection”, and now those very same breasts may kill her.