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We sure hope so. We know the spritely 38-year-old became famous for footie in the first place, but we wouldn’t mind if his just-announced retirement from the game opened more time in his schedule for hanging around sans shirt. Of course everyone’s calling dibs on David Beckham now that he’ll be stepping off the pitch, so let’s dig in for a little speculation.
It’s around 40 degrees Fahrenheit in Beijing, China right now. Unfortunately, that means David Beckham will be fully-clothed throughout his five-day visit to the country as part of his duties as a soccer ambassador. Womp womp.
Do we sound bored? We’re not.
The last time we saw a David Beckham ad, he was dressed far too inappropriately. As in, he was wearing clothes. Perhaps he heard our complaints, because for his newest bodywear ads for H&M, he’s wearing as little as possible without being called out for NSFW, and they’re totally up our alley.
Honestly, what do we have to do to get a little shirtlessness around here?
Ok, let’s get this out of the way — we think speculating about the contents of a woman’s womb is pretty tacky. But sometimes a girl’s gotta stoop, so stoop we will. News of Victoria Beckham‘s maybe-pregnancy is making the rounds right now, backed up by reports of the 38-year-old designer’s strange eating habits as of late, refusal to drink alcohol, and a quote she gave Glamour in September saying she’d “never say never” to popping out another baby Becks.
While most of our nurseries featured art along the lines of cutesy mobiles and dancing bear wallpaper, most of us are not one-year-old Harper Seven Beckham, whose bedroom wall now displays the kind of piece that would make most contemporary art galleries green with envy.
Today in Things That Are Weird: wax recreations of Kate Middleton and Prince William are hanging out in front of a TV set with wax recreations of Victoria and David Beckham to watch today’s soccer game between England and Italy. Wax Prime Minister David Cameron is also present, sans wife Samantha.
Last month, Elle UK revealed that David Beckham would make history as the first dude to get a solo cover. Now images of the newsstand and collectors’ edition covers for the July issue are out, and we think both pics are insanely drool-worthy.
We love David Beckham, and generally think the man can do no wrong. But apparently he can!
David and Victoria Beckham are a devastatingly attractive couple. While they tend to be relatively private, they certainly couldn’t keep the LA Lakers‘ Kiss Cam at bay.
Hints: he’s hot, athletic, and has a killer bod.
If David Beckham thinks for a second that after months and months of talking about his new underwear collection for H&M that we’re going to believe he was actually embarrassed to watch the commercial for it during the Super Bowl, he’s got another thing coming.
H&M paid what was undoubtedly a hefty fee to air an ad for their David Beckham “designed” bodywear line during Sunday’s SuperBowl telecast, which is why they’ve released a teaser (like everyone else) to ensure that your appetite for marketing is aptly whetted. Enjoy!
David Beckham‘s underwear collection will be in your local H&M at the beginning of February, and the soccer player turned “bodywear” designer is doing everything he can to make sure you want to buy it. Including being bashful about the kinds of demands he has for his underwear.
This was the week of Emmy style, London runway shows, and tons of Lara Stone magazine covers. We attended Tony Bennett‘s 85th birthday party and investigated the Walmart cheer. We also thought a whole lot about the Missoni for Target mess.
We’re not sure how we missed this but it was too good not to share. We’re huge fans of Ellen DeGeneres’ celebrity prank feature and the most recent installment is no exception. Featuring David Beckham, his cologne, a terrible disguise, your local Target, and a bunch of unsuspecting (as well as suspecting!) customers, this prank really takes the cake.
Just in case Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s incoming progeny had made you forget about David and Victoria Beckham‘s new daughter, Harper Seven, the current littlest Hollywood celebrity baby made a public appearance yesterday. And people took photos!