Dress Like a Goddamn Man Page 1
They say you can’t know where you’re going until you realize where you’ve been. With that in mind, we’re taking a glance back. The past week has been a roller coaster of fashion news and events — and luckily, we were there to catch the good, the bad (like Dov Charney‘s PR mess), and the ugly.
It has come to to our attention that men these days are running around without the slightest idea of how to refer to the clothes they’re wearing, donning their outfits every morning with about as much knowledge of clothing as if they were still being dressed by their mothers.
If you are one of these people, we ask: What the hell is wrong with you?
You there — it’s summer! What the hell is going on with your shoes? Are those flip-flops? Shame on you!
Oh, no, did I hurt your feelings? Quit blubbering! Strand up straight! It’s time to dress like a man!