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As we’ve mentioned in the past, the Styleite offices are right next door to a Hollister flagship. This means that every morning on our way to work, we have to awkwardly push past the slow-moving tourists on Broadway in order to avoid smacking into the shirtless teenage “models” that are always congregated just outside its (excessively fragrant) threshold. Although this is irritating, it’s no more than a minor annoyance. But it seems that the mall chain’s employees caused a much bigger disturbance at a store opening in South Korea last week.
The Styleite offices are right next to a Hollister flagship, which means we see shirtless (and outfit-coordinated!) “models” open doors for ungrateful tourists day in and day out. This is why we’re totally obsessed with our new favorite video.
Have you ever shopped in a Hollister (and/or Abercrombie & Fitch)? If the answer is yes, we sympathize! This means you are no doubt familiar with some of the more miserable shopping environments on this planet. The loud music! The overwhelming scent! The bare chests! Also, the darkness!
We already knew male models were hilariously awkward, so we didn’t think they’d be all that insightful when it came to interpersonal relationships. Turns out we were sort of wrong.
The mind of a NYC bedbug slowly reveals itself with each news bite we receive. We have come to the conclusion that these elusive beings do have taste — though it’s certainly shallow. First Hollister, then Abercrombie & Fitch, and now our favorite bed monsters have found solace on a pair of angel wings and in wonder bras at a Victoria’s Secret on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
Puka shell necklace wearers rejoiced when they found out the bedbug infested SoHo Hollister store would be reopening at 10:00 a.m. on Saturday, but were immediately thrown for a loop when yet another store was shut down, this time parent company Abercrombie & Fitch’s South Street Seaport locale.
If you’ve been walking past Soho’s Hollister flagship store in the past month and sensed something iffy about the twitching shirtless models, recent reports confirms that your instincts are telling the truth.