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When we first got wind of a Benefit Mascara commercial starring men, we envisioned beefcakes batting newly-defined lashes. What it was in actuality, is pretty NSFW – and we thought we’d seen some things.
This was the week Benetton got in trouble for Photoshopping the Pope making out with a dude. Versace for H&M hysteria reached fever pitch, the Jersey Shore kids got involved in a bunch of lawsuits, and Jay-Z was named GQ‘s Man of the Year.
Don’t mess with those Jersey Shore kids! Today seems to be an especially litigious one for the reality show cast.
Snooki‘s licensing company isn’t making her enough money, so the Jersey Shore star wants out.
You don’t have to watch Jersey Shore to know that its castmembers love to tan. But do you know just how much they love to tan? In a preview video for the show’s fifth season (wherein the cast leaves Italy behind and returns to their stateside natural habitat), Pauly D gets so excited about his constitutional right to tan that he goes, well, a little overboard.
Jewelry is a thing we’re more than a little obsessed with. But we’re not jewelry snobs by any means — we love fancypants designer baubles just as much as plastic dinosaur rings. That is to say: we love pieces that look cool, regardless of price and origin. But would we buy jewelry designed by Jersey Shore‘s Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola? Probably not. Because, well, it’s pretty ugly.
If Sammi Sweetheart thinks her fragrance deal is going to challenge Snooki’s dominance as the queen of The Jersey Shore, she’s got another thing coming.
Okay, so diagnosing Snooki with Styleitis is a little redundant; the girl wears her hair in something called a “pouf” and believes a trucker hat is the ultimate accessory. But this photo of Snooki prancing around the Jersey Shore this past weekend reached new heights in sartorial offensiveness.
It’s difficult to imagine MTV had anything going on last night aside from The Hills series finale, The City season finale, and The Hills After Show party. But in true MTV party spirit, the network was also hosting the Jersey Shore Soundtrack release party. The entire cast showed up to celebrate their favorite fist pumping tunes, and while some may have been blinded by The Situation’s abs, we were too distracted at the poorly dressed, overly orange female cast members to really notice anything else.
Apparently even Terry Richardson can’t get enough of The Jersey Shore cast.
If you’ve seen any of the Jersey Shore, you know how competitive the cast members can get. So when one fist pumper gets a spot in the limelight, another must move in. And who better to do so than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. And in light of Jenni “JWOWW” Farley’s clothing line, The Situation is teaming up with Dilligaf (which, if you didn’t know, is an acronym for “Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck”) to create a “couture line of high-quality wearable art.” Uh oh.
Much of the MTV Movie Awards was reserved for building hype around the next season of Jersey Shore. We feel that the cast’s fashion sense has been just as entertaining as the show. Bump-its, graphic tees, and barely-there shirts and skirts were musts for Sammi Sweetheart, Snooki, and J-Woww’s suitcases last year. And like you, we’ve been anxiously awaiting to see the return of the fist pumping family.
We’ve been waiting for months for photo evidence of the Jersey Shore spread in Harper’s Bazaar, and finally, our wishes have come true. Snooki talks hair, JWoww talks implants, and fingers crossed, Sammy will talk Ronnie. Who would have thought that we’d see Snooki’s name next to J. Mendel, Michael Kors, and Valentino?
Everyone’s favorite guidette, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is in the throes of a beauty emergency. The pint-size queen of bumpits has misplaced her bronzer.
On Friday, Styleite’s founder, Dan Abrams, went on the Rachael Ray Show to talk about some of his least favorite trends that he sees women sporting. And while Abrams never claimed to be a fashion expert, he told the talk show host that Uggs, oversized sweaters, large sunglasses, and the Katie Holmes’ inspired “Cleopatra hair-cut” were among his least favorite female trends. But like we said, fashion isn’t just a one-way street, so in response we’ve put together our own little list of fashion statements guys should steer clear of.
Tri-Staters take note: the Jersey Shore’s resident fashionista, JWOWW is readying a clothing line and says it will include more than just her signature boob-sling.