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Welp, there it is. Lindsay Lohan’s
much anticipated Playboy cover has already leaked and, well, we’re not exactly impressed.
We’d be lying if we said we didn’t see this coming a mile away, but somehow that doesn’t make the news anymore depressing: Lindsay Lohan is posing for an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine.
This was the week Miss Piggy got made over and made up, Zombie Boy got all his tattoos covered up and Muammar Gaddafi got shot to death. Also, Versace for H&M was revealed in full — and so was the ultimate Christmas wish list for the 1%
European fashion! Emergency dental work! Community service! The newest twist in the Lindsay Lohan life story truly has everything.
First her teeth, now her cheeks. Lindsay Lohan arrived at court today (where she was subsequently taken into custody — in handcuffs! — for missing no less than nine of her schedule community service sessions) in a white dress, gold platforms, and some seriously messed up bronzer.
This was the week of eyebrows, Tavi, and scary feet. This was also the week we saw the best royal wedding ever and were reintroduced to Derek Zoolander. Plus, Kanye visited Occupy Wall Street in Balmain and Givenchy. Sure.
Lindsay Lohan went out Wednesday night and this is notable for no reason other than the fact that her teeth appear to be rotting. Super freaky closeup shot, inside.
In almost absolutely miraculous news, Lindsay Lohan showed up to shoot her ad campaign for Philipp Plein over the weekend and the whole thing apparently went off without a hitch — despite the fact that Lohan hadn’t ever seen a single piece of the designer’s collection.
First Lindsay Lohan had a modeling gig with Fornarina. Then came her ill-fated stint as creative director of Ungaro. Then she got her own line of leggings. Then came the shoes, which sadly, no one remembers. At every turn, Lindsay Lohan’s involvement in a smattering of fashion businesses has turned into embarrassing headlines — none of which are more embarrassing than the ones she generates on her own. So we’re legitimately shocked to learn that the fumbling actress just got hired to be the face of another brand.
This week saw the end of the Week of Fashion, and what a successful week it was! We brushed shoulders Beyoncé, and chatted with the likes of Tavi and Carine Roitfeld. We also bore witness to the fact that Lindsey Lohan had a less successful week. Marc Jacobs seems to be headed to Dior, even though he’s demanding a huge paycheck. And Suri Cruise wears lipstick. Deal with it.
The after parties for big designer runway presentations are normally as A-list as it gets, but Lindsay Lohan was unceremoniously kicked out of the biggest one of the week: Marc Jacobs.
Walking into the Boom Boom Room last night at New York City’s Standard Hotel to celebrate V magazine’s Elizabeth Taylor-themed issue, we didn’t know a soul. And so we grabbed a glass of champagne, found a small space against a wall to hover, and started people watching. Little did we know that by the end of the night, someone would be bleeding, Lindsay Lohan would be fighting with photographers, and Courtney Love would be staring us straight in the face, open-mouthed and hanging on to our every word.
Lindsay Lohan still knows how to make an entrance.
“Ali Lohan is only 17, but some recent pics of her make us think she’s already had plenty of plastic surgery!” begins a piece on HollywoodLife.
Let us just say this upfront: We will not mention Steve Jobs’ resignation in this column. After all, every other website in the world has covered the story — and besides, people, we’re dealing with more serious matters right now, like earthquakes, hurricanes, and song lyrics tarnishing Lindsay Lohan‘s
This weekend, Lindsay Lohan stepped out in a white satin Alice Temperley dress with a plunging neckline. It turns out that’s not the first time this dress has been worn by a celebrity. Britain’s most famous bachelorette, Pippa Middleton, wore the same design in emerald green to the reception of her sister Catherine’s wedding to Prince William. Naturally, the question now is: who wore it better?
Is Tyler Shields the Lohan-whisperer? The photographer recently shot the controversial celeb, along with some guy named Spencer Falls, inside the 2nd Street tunnel in downtown Los Angeles. And we have to admit, the pictures are incredible.
Catwalk Justice is our weekly column on the week in fashion law, courtesy Charles Colman of Charles Colman Law, PLLC and LAW OF FASHION. This week we learn that you can, in fact, fake fashion, how to get your expensive engagement ring back and how many lawyers it takes to keep Lindsay Lohan out of trouble.
The August issue of Italian Vanity Fair, which hits stands today, is graced by America’s favorite camera-loving, necklace stealing, hard-partying trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan. The magazine features an exclusive interview with the jailbird, as well as a super tacky photo spread.