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Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have confirmed their marriage is Kerr-put.
There’s nothing like Miranda Kerr talking to make you feel horribly guilty about whatever it is you’re planning to do/ingest this weekend. Her most recent interview, which lies within the pages of that creepy Vogue cover supposedly featuring Kate Winslet, is testament to this fact.
Make no mistake, when you’re as genetically blessed as Miranda Kerr and Olivia Palermo, looking good is always a given, but these women are notorious for supreme style and put it on full display last night at Gilt and Stuart Weitzman’s celebration for The 5050 Boot (you know, those over-the-knee wonders that Kate Moss wears so well).
We thought our weekends were pretty awesome up until this morning, but serial life-trumper Miranda Kerr has outdone us again.
What better time than New York Fashion Week to premiere a film about one of fashion’s most recognizable names?
If you’re going to let it all hang out, we think it best to follow Miranda Kerr’s leada and do it in Louis Vuitton. In her latest skin-baring spread for V magazine, Mrs. Orlando Bloom poses as Hungarian-born porn star and politician Cicciolina, a.k.a Ilona Staller, who often served as a ribald muse for ex-husband Jeff Koons.
Miranda Kerr isn’t the quotiest model around. But when it comes to her frenzy-inspiring off-duty style, it’s worth shutting up and listening. In her latest attempt to make you feel guilty and mortified about your own lifestyle habits – a thing she has agreed to do regularly for Net-A-Porter – she reveals the secrets to always looking her blithely immaculate best.
Miranda Kerr is usually very good at censoring her public comments to contain minimal information about private matters and maximum information about love and positivity and starting her morning by literally jumping for joy.
Enough already, Miranda Kerr, we get it. While commoners tread through the airport in whatever abomination they slept in the night before, you arrive looking as if you’ve just stepped off set. Between this and boasting Orlando Bloom as your hubby, you are utterly cruel.
Just in case you don’t feel bad enough about all the delicious ways you celebrated America’s birthday yesterday, here’s a spandex-clad Miranda Kerr doing downward dogs on a rooftop.
If you’re among the 103,000 people that have already liked Miranda Kerr’s Instagram photo of herself doing a backbend on the beach, then you already know the model is a pro at doing yoga in a bikini. But did you know that she’s dedicated enough to attempt it in an Hervé Léger bandage dress, too?
Miranda Kerr’s supplies of lingerie must be something in the ballpark of unlimited, but that probably didn’t make it any less disturbing when stores of it were swiped from her Hollywood abode. The perps? The real-life Bling Ring, the group of Valley teenagers who made major headlines back in 2009 for stealing millions of dollars worth of clothing and jewelry from celebrities homes, and are again in the public imagination thanks to an eponymous film by Sofia Coppola with a cast including Emma Watson, slated to hit theaters in June.
Catwalk stars were out in full force yesterday evening at a screening of The Great Gatsby hosted by Town & Country and Brooks Brothers. A Victoria’s Secret Angel, an America’s Next Top Model winner, and one of the most famous faces of the ’80s stepped out to see Baz Luhrmann‘s adaptation of the classic novel. And with only two days to go until mere mortals can take in the film, this just might have been one of the last Gatsby fêtes in town.
Tuesday night’s Vanity Fair event for the Tribeca Film Festival might have been a sartorial home run, but the outfits at the Mistaken For Strangers opening and a Qantas dinner over in Sydney were quite the opposite. Thank goodness for the well-dressed ladies at The Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s Hot Pink Party.
So was she fired, or not?
Miranda Kerr was just reportedly dropped as a Victoria’s Secret Angel! But before you get your panties all up in a bunch, here’s why losing the title means little to nothing for the model.
The April covers are pouring in, and while some are great (Michelle Obama, anyone?) others have us confused. Where is Miranda Kerr‘s shoulder? Why is Brit Marling making that face? Who thought those earrings were a good idea? We investigate.
While it may be true that all of the biggest stories of the night happened at the Academy Awards ceremony (and, ok, on the red carpet beforehand), we’ve always been partial to a good after party ourselves, and yesterday’s annual Vanity Fair bash may hold the honor of being the most star-studded of them all.