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PHOTO: This Is What Snooki Looks Like With No Makeup

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If you watch Jersey Shore, you surely know that one of the cardinal rules of being a guidette involves wearing as much black eyeliner as your lids can handle and enough bronzer to make Mr. Valentino jealous. And if you don’t watch it, you’ve surely seen one of the lady castmembers out and about on a red carpet or seven, which is why this photo of Snooki sans a stitch of makeup should leave you shocked and awed.

Snooki’s Business Partners Slap Her With $7 Million Lawsuit

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We had the highest hopes, really we did, that Nicole Snooki Polizzi would take over the fashion and retail worlds with all of her various plans to make shoes and clothes and bags and fuzzy slippers. And then SRG Ventures, the company that was going to help her oversee her burgeoning empire, got mad at her and slapped her with a gigantic lawsuit.

10 Important Things We Learned Last Week: November 13-19

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This was the week Benetton got in trouble for Photoshopping the Pope making out with a dude. Versace for H&M hysteria reached fever pitch, the Jersey Shore kids got involved in a bunch of lawsuits, and Jay-Z was named GQ‘s Man of the Year.

WATCH: Snooki Recommends Using Cat Litter As A Facial Scrub

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So, Snooki stopped by Conan last night, and while the whole nine minute long segment is postworthy, there’s one part where the world’s tiniest guidette recommends using cat litter as an exfoliant. The conversation goes a little something (in fact, exactly something) like this.

Licensing Company Strikes Back After Snooki Files Lawsuit

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Snooki‘s licensing company isn’t making her enough money, so the Jersey Shore star wants out.

Snooki Spoofs Fragrance Commercials In Spoof Fragrance Commercial

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If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times: fragrance commercials are friggin weird. So weird, in fact, that sometimes we’ll make a decision not to buy a fragrance just because it has a strange TV spot. So naturally, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi‘s first commercial for her eponymous new fragrance is as weird as weird gets.

Chloë Sevigny Would Be Cool With Snooki Wearing Her Clothes

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Style icon Chloë Sevigny has lots of interesting things to say, which is why we read practically every interview she does. Her latest, with Bullett, teaches us all about Sevigny’s childhood, her favorite things, and the actress-designer’s feelings toward Snooki.

PHOTOS: Who Looked Best On The MTV EMA Red Carpet?

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Last night the stars came out for the MTV European Music Awards, which is basically the across-the-pond version of the VMAs. The show was held in Ireland, hosted by Selena Gomez, and attended by supermodels and Snooki alike.

WATCH: Anderson Cooper Gets A Spray Tan With Snooki

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Anderson Cooper is only three days into his eponymous daytime talk show, but he’s already gone spray tanning with Snooki. And this isn’t just any old spray tan — it’s a muscle-defining spray tan, in which they airbrush on muscles for that extra, extra cut look. Just like Mariah Carey!

StyleDish: Does Forever 21 Have A Not-So-Secret Religious Agenda?

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Today’s StyleDish brings an entire compendium of models eating ice cream (in case you didn’t have enough last week), an investigation into Forever 21′s fascination with religion, and Kellan Lutz’s initial pendant — yup, that kind you can spot on pre-teen girls everywhere. Sigh.

Would You Wear Snooki’s New Pickle Print Flip Flops?

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Did you think Snooki was going to stop vying for your hard-earned money any time soon? If you did, you were wrong. Come this holiday season, the reality TV star will do everything she can to tempt you into buying her latest fashion project, a line of flip flips bedazzled with her signature pickle print.

Rachel Zoe Won’t Style Snooki For Any Amount Of Money

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Though it might seem obvious to anyone who watches Bravo or follows the fashion blogosphere, The Hollywood Reporter has officially dubbed Rachel Zoe tinseltown’s most powerful stylist. In a cover story for the trade glossy, Zoe reveals how she got her start, her obsession with the Grateful Dead, and why she won’t style Snooki — not even for $10,000.

WATCH: Snooki Gives Scared-Looking Girl A ‘Guidette’ Makeover

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She’s multiplying! Just when you thought the world had more Snooki than it could handle, the Jersey Shore’s tiniest guidette is now adding makeovers to her list of (non)talents. If you feel like starting your day with a heavy dose of bronzer, pink lipstick, hairspray, and leopard print all applied to a confused-looking 11-year-old girl, well, then this is the video for you.

Sammi Sweetheart Wants To Be A Brand As Big As Snooki

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If Sammi Sweetheart thinks her fragrance deal is going to challenge Snooki’s dominance as the queen of The Jersey Shore, she’s got another thing coming.

Snooki Wore A Tiara At Her Condom-Sponsored Party

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It’s a slow news day on this laziest of Sundays, so we’re going to take some time out of our regularly scheduled style-conscious programming to discuss Snooki‘s 23rd birthday party. Join us!

Snooki Is Going To Be A Pickle For Halloween

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There’s no love lost between us and whoever tells Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi that she looks good when she leaves the house. So while we’ve not been what you might call keen on her everyday ensembles and her red carpet attire, we’re actually pretty jazzed about her Halloween costume.

WATCH: Snooki Brings Back The Pouf On Letterman

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Circa last night’s airing of The Late Show with David Letterman, Snooki has officially restored her famed hairdo to its proper place. But will it stay there?

The Week in Review: Aug. 16 to 20

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This week was full of highs (like all the fun TV news we got on Wednesday — Tim Gunn on Gossip Girl!) and lows (like American Apparel hanging on by a loose financial thread). If you’ve missed any fashion news this week, read on.

Snooki And Her Bags: A Lesson In Luxury Branding

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Snooki already garners the most press of her Guido and Guidette compatriots, and now she’s found herself in the middle of a luxury brand turf war currently being waged by Coach and Gucci – and brought to light by the inimitable Simon Doonan.

PHOTOS: Snooki Forgets Her Pants (Kinda NSFW)

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Okay, so diagnosing Snooki with Styleitis is a little redundant; the girl wears her hair in something called a “pouf” and believes a trucker hat is the ultimate accessory. But this photo of Snooki prancing around the Jersey Shore this past weekend reached new heights in sartorial offensiveness.

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