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Let this be a lesson to us all not to throw around claims of elephant polo tournaments where litigious supermodels are involved.
One of these things is not like the other.
Remember that story about Michelle Obama maybe shutting down all of Madison Avenue so that she could go on a $50,000 lingerie shopping spree at Agent Provocateur with the Queen of Qatar Sheikha Moza? Well, in case you for some reason believed it — despite its inherent absurdity and the White House’s swift denial — The Telegraph would like to officially let you know that it wasn’t true.