The celebrity equivalent of that one kid in your college seminar who would constantly argue with the professor without fully knowing what he was talking about and try to sleep with every freshman girl using the same line about making her a personalized zine back in his room, James Franco, stopped by The Tonight Show last night with the intention of putting his extensive film knowledge on display.
I mean, I’m sure he was also there to promote some live performance piece involving pencil sharpeners and money or some poetry collection about leather daddies but, most importantly, he played a round of “5-Second Summaries” and he was terrible. Who doesn’t know that you can’t use the word “pie” when you are describing American Pie?! In short, James Franco isn’t good at a thing and we hope that you derive sick pleasure from that fact.
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