THE SUPER UGLY
To be totally honest, Lohan could show up in a habit and she would proabbly still find a way to look like a complete train wreck. But, bandeau top as shirt aside—it appears as if she’s spilled some of that infamous “baby powder” all over her jorts. Must she ruin everything?
Tayrn Manning (aka Britney’s pregnant friend in Crossroads)
From a stylistic point of view, it’s almost impossible to describe all the things that are wrong with this picture. So in the interest of timeliness: Marky Mark called, and he wants his jorts back.