With all the talk about models having babies and babies growing up way too fast (we’re talking to you, Taylor Momsen), we figured it was time to look forward to the next generation of sartorially minded people. After all, the best way to foster fashion talent is to start nurturing it at its infancy. And how do you know if your infant has a chance to make it in the fast paced world of fashion? If he or she is destined to be the next Cathy Horyn or Karl Lagerfeld — or perhaps even the next Linda Evangelista — chances are he or she exhibits one of the following signs.
He can do a perfect cuff roll.
She cries when you put her in a matching romper set.
She cries when you wear sweat pants in public.
He’s very careful never to dribble on your good shirts.
She turns your pillowcases into dresses, a la Todd Oldham.
He can tell when you don’t use fabric softener and whines about it.
She uses your dog for styling practice.
When you’re not confident about what you’re wearing, a redoubtable glance from him confirms that you’ve messed up.
He doesn’t dress like this.