On Monday, real live New Jersey housewife Teresa Guidice appeared in a commercial for her local tanning salon. We took a closer look at Lea T., the transgender supermodel, and illegal butt implants proved fatal for one young woman.
On Tuesday, we imagined what Shark Week would look like if models were involved, Jackie O.‘s fake pearls were set to be auctioned off for a price most people wouldn’t pay for real pearls, and a rumor about shakeups at major fashion houses broke out. Later that night, we tried to figure out what really happened between Rachel Zoe and Taylor Jacobson.
Even though we were super happy with what we wore to work on Wednesday, a survey of the world’s workforce found that Indians are the best dressed workers on Earth. The American Family Association accused Sears of selling smut, and someone leaked a few pages of Gossip Girl‘s script.
On Thursday, a British artist made a set of fake eyelashes out of flies’ legs. Naomi Campbell finally testified in the trial of former Liberian president Charles Taylor. Emma Watson cut off all her hair (and we love the new do!), and one Banana Republic model seemed to really like his pants.
Friday came and we found what must be the world’s most perfect pair of pants — if you’re a glutton, that is. We did a full review of the magazine industry’s most famous naked covers, and Victoria Beckham decided to start making handbags. Maybe this time next year, she’ll have one ready for Betsey Johnson’s birthday.
We’re gearing up for another full week of coverage, so stay tuned to see what happens.